Career satire, properly dressed

Roast the headline. Keep the dignity.

Paste your LinkedIn headline and get a specific, savage-not-cruel verdict with a line worth sharing.

First roast free. No login required.

Headline Roast

The verdict

“Growth strategist | Helping founders unlock their next level | Building the future of work”

Your headline has three verbs, two vague promises, and still no job description.

It reads like a pitch deck escaped into the wild. Tell people what you do before asking them to unlock anything.

Savage, not cruel

The standard

Not a random insult generator. A clean read on a headline trying too hard.

Specific

It goes after the exact phrases hiding the point of your work.

Shareable

The best line leaves as a polished card worthy of the group chat.

The roast loop

From corporate fog to a public punchline.

One focused flow turns a polished but vague headline into a useful laugh you can keep or post.

Try your own headline
  1. 01

    Paste the evidence

    Drop in the LinkedIn headline exactly as your network sees it.

  2. 02

    Get the read

    A short, sharp roast calls out the buzzwords doing all the heavy lifting.

  3. 03

    Keep the best line

    Your favorite barb becomes a card built for a repost, not a screenshot.

Start with the punchline

One good roast before anything else.

The first version is built around a single standard: make every roast sharp enough to earn the share.

Daily burn

$0

One LinkedIn headline roast each day.

  • Specific three-to-four sentence roast
  • Shareable roast card
  • No login for your first roast
Get roasted free

Full send

$4.99

Planned only after the roast-and-share loop earns it.

  • Unlimited headline roasts
  • Future resume, dating, and pitch packs
  • Unlimited shareable cards

No premature paywall. The free experience comes first.

Before you volunteer

Fair questions. Unfairly direct answers.

Your move, thought leader

Paste the headline. We will find the buzzword.

Your first roast costs nothing. Your dignity may vary.

Roast me now